So we’re living in Ibiza at the moment, and our friend Laura has come to visit, this means beach day!
We got the boat to this little secluded place called Kuhmaras which has a sick little hippy market and a restaurant which sells FOIE GRAS CREME BRULEE WITH ROSEMARY BRITTLE - buff.
Anyhoo, so on the way there we were talking about that episode of Friends when they have to piss on the jellyfish sting and it was really awkward,
We are also ‘friends’ so promised that if either one of us got stung the other would gladly relieve themselves on t’other, that’s what friends are for right?
So we’re having a lovely time on our lilos bouncing around in the sea when suddenly I feel like I’ve been fucking shanked on the hand with a serrated blade. Yeah, the little jelly cunt got me. Have I mentioned we had JUST COME THE FUCK UP ON ACID???!!!
Are you kidding me???
To cut a long story short I had to piss on my hand. I had to piss on my had whilst tripping. This was an odd experience to say the least.
Here is a picture…although the yellow stuff is not my wee, the chef at the restaurant gave me some yellow stuff to put on it…sure…
I fought the nature, and the nature won.
The rest of the day was a bit less stressfull thankfully. We found some mental rockpools and watched megacrab vs. weirdfish; battle of the pool which was bloody crazy.
Oh, there was a boy who had a rock on a string and thought it was a dog…why do the crazies come out specially to freak you out when you’re tripping?
Later the sun set and we enjoyed mega hippy vibes, man.
One last thing of note was this truly horrific man, dressed all in white, with platinum hair and a seriously plastic face. He looked like a cross between Annie Lennox and the twins from The Matrix. Eurgggghhhh. The worst thing was that he had a family, and they were totally normally. I just wish the picture showed him more.
So this was our day at the beach. Weird.
Over and out,
Luki Luck xx
PS Always be prepared with a full bladder